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Thursday, June 19, 2008,7:39 AM
Not happening, ok?

Hello!

I watched 'The Happening' this evening with Adeline. The Happening is not happening! hahaha. It wasn't really much a horror flick, but it shouts that we, humans, are a threat to our world! blah blah. Yes, I love the earth. I want to save the trees. But I have no choice but to print out huge loads of paper at work everyday just so my audits can audit our work right?! GAHH!

I'm going mad. Halfway during the movie, I started shivering while eating my box of Yang Chow Fried Rice. Oops, did I mention fried rice in the cinemas? hahaha. And Alice, just so you're reading this, the smell of my Yang Chow Fried Rice was not detected in the cinema. hahaha. yay!

On the train home, Adeline and I were quite tired. There was this auntie, with her Medusa hairstyle, she was pointing her finger in the train(at gawd-knows-what) at the same time her finger kept poking at Adeline.

I then put my hand behind Adeline to stop this woman from touching my dear friend; I gave her a few nasty looks too. But I guess she couldn't see very well with all those strands of badly burnt meepok-looking hair covering her parts of her eyes. At City Hall, this auntie wanted to rush out of the train, I could feel her pushing even before the train doors opened. My hand was still behind Adeline, was trying to prevent the woman from pushing my friend (cos she's so skinny and fragile, just had the male instinct to protect her. heh heh.) When the train doors opened, this auntie rushed out and I blocked her with my hands and shouted in her face to stop pushing. She looked at me and was taken aback, probably a little scared as well, cos I was already looking like KF (kung-fu) panda. I felt like I should have shouted at her more, but decided to stop cos I had to protect my image as a shu nu. haha.

I really detest people like auntie meepok leh. Everytime rush and push, like going for reincarnation like that. Very bad leh. Auntie, must change ok? Or else next time I see you, you sure kanna from me one leh. I won't give you face one ok.. hmmm.
(Singa style.)

xoxo Jank




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2. A Pretty Music Box..
3. A new hairstyle.
4. A pretty room of my own!
5. A very very very huge mug!
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8. Lose 10 kg
9. Lose 15 kg
10. Lose 20 kg
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